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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

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The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	467546	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	8310
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	669	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

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Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	484
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

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Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Potions Brewed:	56
Magic Items Found:	6053	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Potions Brewed:	184	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Farms Harvested:	111
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crops Grown:	2334
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

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SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5714
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crops Grown:	3644
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6778	Crops Grown:	9367
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net