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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4761 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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