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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3969 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?