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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6626 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 4549 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 165 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?