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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2531 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 387 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?