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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9669 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2522 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?