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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5424 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 684 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 6889 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?