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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4555 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?