🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6483 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?