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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1435 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?