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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2180 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?