Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

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Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

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lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7001

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

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Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BrotherlyBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Magic Items Found:	2061	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	307130
Mines Excavated:	2624	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FavFactMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5220	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockBashCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchantments Applied:	226	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyUkrainians

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Eggcellent Adventures

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Home Office Happiness

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yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	7488	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RulerCraft: The World Is Yours… until someone steals your diamonds!

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RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

What RulerCraft offers: Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.	Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.	Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more! more!	Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.	Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.	SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.	Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with plenty of cool mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Challenging custom Bosses like Creeper Lord, Master Evoker, Michael Mamoa and King Goliath with good endgame loot as drops.
Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.

FAQ

Q: Is there a cost to play on RulerCraft? A: No, RulerCraft is a free-to-play Minecraft server.

Q: How can I join a town or nation? A: You can start your own town or nation, or join an existing one by contacting the leaders of the town or nation.

Q: What are the perks available on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance, and more.

Q: Are there rules against toxic behavior on RulerCraft? A: Yes, toxic behavior and excess drama are not tolerated on RulerCraft.

Q: Can I play on RulerCraft on any device? A: RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing you to play on any device you want.

Q: How can I participate in PvP on RulerCraft? A: PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and you can choose to turn it on or off. Players with a red name have PvP on and can be killed.

Q: What is the Senate on RulerCraft? A: The Senate allows players to vote on various issues, such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals, and more.

Q: How can I access custom dungeons on RulerCraft? A: RulerCraft offers custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb, and Underwater Temple with challenging custom bosses and endgame loot drops.

Q: Can nations fight over resources on RulerCraft? A: Yes, nations can fight over production sites such as quarries and treasure ships that grant money to the controlling nation daily.

For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Hunters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of paying 20 dollars for a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it makes Monster Hunter look like a walk in the park! Join us for epic battles, insane weapon trailers, and armor sets that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can play on the go and never miss a beat. Plus, we have old game emulation and multiplayer for those who want a blast from the past. And don’t forget about our databases – they’re so comprehensive, you’ll never be lost in the game again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs 20 dollars when you can have this much fun for free? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Technical Hardware Information:

Apply for Season 4:

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

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RulerCraft: The World Is Yours

Check our Map:

Join our Discord:

Visit our website to see more features, information and world map:

IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock)

FAQ

For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.

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