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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 729 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.