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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3138 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4534 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.