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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4176 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.