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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.