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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6942 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.