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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7408 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8525 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.