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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9423 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 119197 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.