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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2787 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 98 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.