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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7034 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.