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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5103 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2118 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.