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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1728 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 732068 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7334 |
Animals Bred: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.