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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6096 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.
