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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1719 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.