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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8914 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.