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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3185 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1646 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.