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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3569 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5118 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.