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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8494 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 111 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Votes: | 6257 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.