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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 975 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8112 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.