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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9528 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 8776 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3691 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
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And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.