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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6961	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5759
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mines Excavated:	3863	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4906	Ores Mined:	5168
Enchantments Applied:	177	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6026	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	107	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6519
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Towns Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3