Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Emeralds Found: 7392 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9859
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchantments Applied: 236
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 2755
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 824
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5133 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Crops Grown: 7066
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magic Items Found: 4098
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 223
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7425 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineGen

    MineGen

    Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Ores Mined: 7518 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Emeralds Found: 717
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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