Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	1013
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	2158
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	66

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4966	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5025	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.