Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchantments Applied: 160

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Villages Defended: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Runes Activated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 67 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Zombie Dances: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 6896
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 4287
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Items Found: 2868
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3354 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Enchantments Applied: 274
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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