Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	817635	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	7903
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5692	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Animals Bred:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!