Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ores Mined:	4684
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ores Mined:	3951
Dimension Hops:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Buildings Constructed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5653
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9079

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	187
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchantments Applied:	95

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	155756	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.