Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Emeralds Found:	1913
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	279801	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	771
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Potions Brewed:	68	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5739
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1900	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	73

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1183	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.