Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2936
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5863	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Love Letters Sent:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Farms Harvested:	193
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crops Grown:	1450
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Love Letters Sent:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	242	Animals Bred:	84
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Potions Brewed:	174	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!