Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	132
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	381386
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	6595
Divine Spears Created:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8200	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	526482	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Endless Night Skies:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9764
Animals Bred:	197	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	4777
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”