Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Crops Grown: 7726 Ores Mined: 7882
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8703 Enchantments Applied: 97
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Alien Abductions: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ores Mined: 8668 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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