Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	821381	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4343	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3182
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4220	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
New Chunks Explored:	953614	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	7206
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Emeralds Found:	5007	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Items Found:	6946

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4419
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.