Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9287

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3408
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Star Shards Collected:	281	Divine Spears Created:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1309	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.