Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3904	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4872
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	7198
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mines Excavated:	3162
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magic Items Found:	2136
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	2263	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5831
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	933	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.