Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8249 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Villages Defended: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4273 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 136 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 214
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 233 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Star Shards Collected: 226
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8174
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AlathraMC

    AlathraMC

    ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Crops Grown: 4841
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BossCraft

    BossCraft

    Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Poke Odyssey

    Poke Odyssey

    Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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