Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	840
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Void Gems Collected:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ores Mined:	4395
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	505087	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.