Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9887	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crops Grown:	7602
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	187294
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.