Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Star Shards Collected: 216 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NetheriteSMP

    NetheriteSMP

    Welcome to NetheriteSMP! We’re a lively economy-based survival server with a vibrant landscape thanks to custom world generation and naturally-generating structures! You can earn money by selling items, taking on jobs, and completing quests, and compete with others to become the best! NetheriteSMP is compatible with both Java and Bedrock Edition, so what are you waiting for? Come try out the #1 Survival Server in Minecraft!Server Info: IP: netheritesmp.com Java Port: 25565 (default) Bedrock Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minetown

    Minetown

    Looking for a laid back and friendly server with a focus on the community? Tired of Pay to Win servers that make it impossible to enjoy the game without paying for it? Want a server with a focus on survival and economy rather than hundred different minigames? Come join us in Minetown at MT.GG! We support both Java and Bedrock players.Minetown focuses on the player experience and has been around since 2010, making us one of the oldest servers around. We have a network that features Survival/Economy, Skyblock and Creative. We also run UHC and minigames regularly with ingame and cosmetic prizes!Minetown’s focus on player experience gives you the freedom to design what you want and play how you want. With the launch of our newest main map, Idarun, now is the perfect time to join! Join an active and friendly community of players from all over the world and punch some trees!Idarun: Check our brand new main map, Idarun! This map is the newest generation in our long-term survival economy world, and will be here for a long time to come! Idarun features claim protections, shops, warps, teleports, clans, and lots more! Very casual atmosphere with no raiding or griefing allowed. The economy is based around player-run shops and cities, and gives shop owners the freedom to set their own prices, giving every player an equal chance to succeed.Vanilla+: Our newest addition to the server, Vanilla+ offers an enhanced hard-mode vanilla experience. Other than claiming, no gameplay plugins exist here – so that means no warps, homes, economy, or anything else that might make things easier or change the way you play the game. Firespread is always on, griefing and raiding are allowed, and PVP is always enabled. Gameplay is enhanced by custom terrain, structures, mobs, and advancements that add new opportunities to challenge yourself and explore. If you want a fun and challenging multiplayer experience without commands making things easier, Vanilla+ is the way to go!Skyblock: A twist on the classic Skyblock with completely custom challenges, and a carefully balanced advancement and level system. Choose one of three island types and play solo, or farm resources and participate in the economy! All types of blocks and spawners are available… For a price. Creative: Test your farms, or wow everyone with your building prowess. Want to build a fleet of battleships in the ocean, or a city on natural terrain? Try out Freebuild! Want to build in a flat, cleared area with access to WorldEdit? Our Plot world has that covered too! We have something for all creative build styles!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Kingdom of Light

    Kingdom of Light

    Discover Valon, an engaging SMP Minecraft server packed with Lands, mcMMO, Jobs, EliteMobs, and AngelChest! Dive into a rich and immersive world where you can stake your claim, develop unique abilities, explore exciting careers, challenge powerful mobs, and safeguard your valuable loot. Become a part of the Valon community and set off on an extraordinary journey!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Mineage

    Mineage

    OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Towns Built: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CorbaWorld

    CorbaWorld

    Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MINOR

    MINOR

    Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ores Mined: 5149

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The bakery

    The bakery

    The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1484 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Lost Miners

    The Lost Miners

    THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BandoCraft

    BandoCraft

    Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LuckyMC

    LuckyMC

    A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 802

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • JozMC

    JozMC

    JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3295
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • One Piece Broken World

    One Piece Broken World

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

    Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

    Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

    CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

    Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NoLifeSquad

    NoLifeSquad

    Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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