Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	7917	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5427	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6670

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	68	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	106	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Dragon Eggs Found:	1867	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.