Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8459
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5205	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	34939	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4852	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4601	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crops Grown:	3628	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crops Grown:	9163
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.